14 June 2010

It's Monday!

Have a laugh! After all, It's just food!

Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe? Answer: She wanted to hachet

Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things? Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.

Question: Where do you find information about eggs? Answer: In the hen-cyclopedia

Question: Why is the chef so mean? Answer: She beats the eggs!

Question: Did you hear the one about the egg? Answer: It’s not all it’s “cracked” up to be!

Question: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it? Answer: By dropping it seven feet – it won’t break for the first six

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